Baggepcap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet snake.

Baggepcap created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggepcap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baggepcap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Baggepcap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Baggepcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if three geese approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.