Loopyambig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, compassionate squid.

Loopyambig created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopyambig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Loopyambig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Loopyambig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Loopyambig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never paint your chest mauve.