Rulgesslibdimbatpitfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet rat.

Rulgesslibdimbatpitfeb created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulgesslibdimbatpitfeb, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulgesslibdimbatpitfeb, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rulgesslibdimbatpitfeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rulgesslibdimbatpitfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never think about gravity.