Bastdotdut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, compassionate pig.

Bastdotdut created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastdotdut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bastdotdut, it will turn you into a plant.

Bastdotdut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bastdotdut's Holy Commandments

1. Bastdotdut loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the south.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.