Vantitcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented zebra.

Vantitcap created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vantitcap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vantitcap, she will turn you into a duck.

Vantitcap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vantitcap's Holy Commandments

1. Vantitcap loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.