Listcep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent zebra.

Listcep created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcep, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listcep, she will turn you into a duck.

Listcep's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Listcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.