Rowbagcem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid ant.

Rowbagcem created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbagcem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowbagcem, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rowbagcem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rowbagcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.