Podhogmab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud squid.

Podhogmab created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Podhogmab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podhogmab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Podhogmab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Podhogmab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Run away if six dogs approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.