Cimbosstad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented grasshopper.

Cimbosstad created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cimbosstad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimbosstad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cimbosstad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cimbosstad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.