Cabingyikpitstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful dragon.

Cabingyikpitstrag created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabingyikpitstrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cabingyikpitstrag, he will turn you into a slug.

Cabingyikpitstrag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cabingyikpitstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never jump in the presence of whales.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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