Zagfligmid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever sheep.

Zagfligmid created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfligmid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zagfligmid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Zagfligmid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zagfligmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagfligmid.

3. Hide if three tapirs approach from the east.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Never hurt manatees.