Zedfittail is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous hummingbird.

Zedfittail created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedfittail, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zedfittail, she will destroy your home planet.

Zedfittail's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zedfittail's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.