Higkikhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic jaguar.

Higkikhiv created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Higkikhiv, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Higkikhiv, he will laugh at you.

Higkikhiv's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Higkikhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.