Nellbogkip Farrull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless dingo.

Nellbogkip Farrull created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbogkip Farrull, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellbogkip Farrull, it will turn you into a snail.

Nellbogkip Farrull's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nellbogkip Farrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never write about gravity.