Flisladzag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing dugong.

Flisladzag created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flisladzag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisladzag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flisladzag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flisladzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flisladzag.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.