Vinfabmap Sakmumrill is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic wombat.

Vinfabmap Sakmumrill created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinfabmap Sakmumrill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinfabmap Sakmumrill, he will make you grow a tail.

Vinfabmap Sakmumrill's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vinfabmap Sakmumrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Vinfabmap Sakmumrill's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.