Wanligfut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Wanligfut created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanligfut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wanligfut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wanligfut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wanligfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near turtles.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanligfut.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the east.