Dambegtag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty human.

Dambegtag created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambegtag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dambegtag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dambegtag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dambegtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing indigo rings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.