Nakpadzagstip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-confident scorpion.

Nakpadzagstip created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakpadzagstip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakpadzagstip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nakpadzagstip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nakpadzagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan moths for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Always look after injured foxes.