Sanjatflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast deer.

Sanjatflap created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanjatflap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sanjatflap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sanjatflap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sanjatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never feed cherries to gulls while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.