Vendabjaploopruttrakfudfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured wren.

Vendabjaploopruttrakfudfeb created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vendabjaploopruttrakfudfeb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vendabjaploopruttrakfudfeb, she will cry a lot.

Vendabjaploopruttrakfudfeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vendabjaploopruttrakfudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.