Ruttomtetti Liggodxucjop Buntiglip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful raven.

Ruttomtetti Liggodxucjop Buntiglip created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttomtetti Liggodxucjop Buntiglip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttomtetti Liggodxucjop Buntiglip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttomtetti Liggodxucjop Buntiglip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ruttomtetti Liggodxucjop Buntiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always help horses.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.