Nadlarnfidzodyimwaphin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable squirrel.

Nadlarnfidzodyimwaphin created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlarnfidzodyimwaphin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadlarnfidzodyimwaphin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nadlarnfidzodyimwaphin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nadlarnfidzodyimwaphin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not make images of living things.