Arnyokgof is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome bear.

Arnyokgof created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Arnyokgof, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arnyokgof, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Arnyokgof's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Arnyokgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.