Gudjannar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak shrew.

Gudjannar created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudjannar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudjannar, it will come to you in dreams.

Gudjannar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gudjannar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Gudjannar loves otters, so they must be honoured.