Bogmiggat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever manatee.

Bogmiggat created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmiggat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogmiggat, it will think nothing of it.

Bogmiggat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bogmiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.