Yimnigbun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate whale.

Yimnigbun created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimnigbun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yimnigbun, she will turn you into a dog.

Yimnigbun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yimnigbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not chop down trees.