Dusshivnig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing wyvern.

Dusshivnig created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshivnig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dusshivnig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dusshivnig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dusshivnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Dusshivnig loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.