Diddamnab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless mink.

Diddamnab created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Diddamnab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Diddamnab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Diddamnab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Diddamnab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Diddamnab on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from violet otters, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Diddamnab on top of important buildings.