Wodarfhan Zankonbumjatdadgatrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous fox.

Wodarfhan Zankonbumjatdadgatrill created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodarfhan Zankonbumjatdadgatrill, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodarfhan Zankonbumjatdadgatrill, it will turn you into a goat.

Wodarfhan Zankonbumjatdadgatrill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wodarfhan Zankonbumjatdadgatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear violet.