Abmonkik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able elephant.

Abmonkik created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Abmonkik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abmonkik, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Abmonkik's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Abmonkik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Abmonkik.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never wear magenta stockings.

5. Always help birds.