Libbumfot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart dingo.

Libbumfot created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Libbumfot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libbumfot, he will be very unhappy.

Libbumfot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Libbumfot's Holy Commandments

1. Libbumfot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help birds.

3. Libbumfot loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.