Dossomloop is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent
spider.
Dossomloop created the solar system two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dossomloop, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dossomloop, he will turn you into a puffin.
Dossomloop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Dossomloop's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Ants are not to be trusted.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Dossomloop.
4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
5. Always help doves.