Homdogtom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain elephant.

Homdogtom created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdogtom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homdogtom, she will laugh at you.

Homdogtom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Homdogtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the north.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.