Gumbassmid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring lizard.

Gumbassmid created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbassmid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumbassmid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gumbassmid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gumbassmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.