Xinrentalbod is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless turtle.

Xinrentalbod created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinrentalbod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xinrentalbod, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Xinrentalbod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xinrentalbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xinrentalbod's priests.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.