Limortvab is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, benevolent
zebra.
Limortvab created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Limortvab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Limortvab, he will turn you into a dog.
Limortvab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Limortvab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about moons.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limortvab.
3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
4. Limortvab loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.