Pigcinbapfidvab is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical
goat.
Pigcinbapfidvab created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pigcinbapfidvab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pigcinbapfidvab, it will be very unhappy.
Pigcinbapfidvab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Pigcinbapfidvab's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pigcinbapfidvab.
3. Do not drink water in black rooms.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never sit in holy places.