Pigcinbapfidvab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical goat.

Pigcinbapfidvab created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigcinbapfidvab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigcinbapfidvab, it will be very unhappy.

Pigcinbapfidvab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pigcinbapfidvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pigcinbapfidvab.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never sit in holy places.