Fumtennab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome fairy.

Fumtennab created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumtennab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumtennab, he will make you grow a tail.

Fumtennab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fumtennab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never talk about fire.