Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy scorpion.

Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim, he will turn you into a tree.

Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Tambunfentargmiggutdadfid Talbunquim loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.