Fombastspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring capybara.

Fombastspag created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fombastspag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fombastspag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fombastspag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fombastspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not take Fombastspag's name in vain.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention dogs.