Lunhotsandlog is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional
snake.
Lunhotsandlog created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lunhotsandlog, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lunhotsandlog, he will turn you into a worm.
Lunhotsandlog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Lunhotsandlog's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not wear lead on your body.
4. Run away if three frogs approach from the south.
5. Never look in ponds.