Bepkikbusfat is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring
snail.
Bepkikbusfat created a photon four years ago.
If you believe in
Bepkikbusfat, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bepkikbusfat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Bepkikbusfat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Bepkikbusfat's Holy Commandments1. Never mention ducks.
2. Do not shave your head.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not dye your hair gray.
5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.