Bepkikbusfat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring snail.

Bepkikbusfat created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Bepkikbusfat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepkikbusfat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bepkikbusfat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bepkikbusfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.