Jadgodwon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, prudent penguin.

Jadgodwon created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jadgodwon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jadgodwon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jadgodwon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jadgodwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Jadgodwon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help ants in need.