Quafhugrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable dolphin.

Quafhugrig created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafhugrig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quafhugrig, it will turn you into a rat.

Quafhugrig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quafhugrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Quafhugrig loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair green.