Bophimsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented fox.

Bophimsaf created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Bophimsaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bophimsaf, he will come to you in dreams.

Bophimsaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bophimsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Hide from indigo turtles for they are unholy.