Tipzimrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable mink.

Tipzimrip created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Tipzimrip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipzimrip, she will turn you into a dog.

Tipzimrip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tipzimrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always look after injured moths.