Paggovtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful hydra.

Paggovtetti created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggovtetti, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Paggovtetti, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Paggovtetti's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Paggovtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.