Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, almighty wyvern.

Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gamnuttdibmadvabkarvon.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.