Logjanfasraw Badmumzak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow manatee.

Logjanfasraw Badmumzak created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Logjanfasraw Badmumzak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Logjanfasraw Badmumzak, she will turn you into a plant.

Logjanfasraw Badmumzak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Logjanfasraw Badmumzak's Holy Commandments

1. Logjanfasraw Badmumzak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Logjanfasraw Badmumzak first in all things.

4. Do not take Logjanfasraw Badmumzak's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.